DynDynz

Deeyure Daddi,

Oim nort awll vat shyure arboot veeze knew Amerrycanz vat Oi arm stayyen wiv art vee mowmernt. Larss noite wee awll sart darn four dyndynz anne vey stourted sayyen awl orv viss "Graysse" barlarcks. Oi warz farken starphen Oi warz anne sow Oi warz awll loike "fark viss four ay larrph" anne Oi reeched owt four sum phood anne verr mummi slarpped moi arnd va darphed farkin carr!




Oi duz loike et eeyure maw van va narstee Amerrycan hoo kydnapt mee inn err baycement, anne appart phromm va phood fing anne va lyttle gyrl ssgnawing lyke a farken ole marn Oim owkay burt Oi fink et moite bee tyme two mewve orn innit?

Schleepen loike ay darg

Deeyure Daddi,

Larst nyght Oi add vee wykedesst knyghts schleep Oivad inn ayges. Et worz reely nysse two nart arve two bee schleepen inn vee narstee Amerrycanz baycement beecorz nart ownly warz et uncomphertabubble burt et arlsso starnk ov kittern peddle, anne az yew no Oi arm allurgeck to kittern peddle.



Vee lyttle gyrl vat Oi arm leven wiv iz nysse burt shee ssgnaws lyke a farking olde marn. Vey arl whent two charch viss mawnen eneeway anne Oi towled vem Oi iz jooesh anne soe vey lert mee arff wiv gowen wytch meenz Oi carn arv ay ligh inn innit?

Lortz arve larve,

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