DynDynz

Deeyure Daddi,

Oim nort awll vat shyure arboot veeze knew Amerrycanz vat Oi arm stayyen wiv art vee mowmernt. Larss noite wee awll sart darn four dyndynz anne vey stourted sayyen awl orv viss "Graysse" barlarcks. Oi warz farken starphen Oi warz anne sow Oi warz awll loike "fark viss four ay larrph" anne Oi reeched owt four sum phood anne verr mummi slarpped moi arnd va darphed farkin carr!




Oi duz loike et eeyure maw van va narstee Amerrycan hoo kydnapt mee inn err baycement, anne appart phromm va phood fing anne va lyttle gyrl ssgnawing lyke a farken ole marn Oim owkay burt Oi fink et moite bee tyme two mewve orn innit?

Schleepen loike ay darg

Deeyure Daddi,

Larst nyght Oi add vee wykedesst knyghts schleep Oivad inn ayges. Et worz reely nysse two nart arve two bee schleepen inn vee narstee Amerrycanz baycement beecorz nart ownly warz et uncomphertabubble burt et arlsso starnk ov kittern peddle, anne az yew no Oi arm allurgeck to kittern peddle.



Vee lyttle gyrl vat Oi arm leven wiv iz nysse burt shee ssgnaws lyke a farking olde marn. Vey arl whent two charch viss mawnen eneeway anne Oi towled vem Oi iz jooesh anne soe vey lert mee arff wiv gowen wytch meenz Oi carn arv ay ligh inn innit?

Lortz arve larve,

Strypz

Nyte art vee Meeouzzeeum...

Deeyure Daddi,

Arfter vee narstea Amerrycan lepht vee highsse wivowt larking vee dore ware sheyad bin keypin mee four veess larst free munfs Oi deesided ett wood bee besst two mayk ay darsh four ett harving schpokern wiv yew anne Prawn anne Lemon anne Lizzee orn Skoipe.

Oi darshed two vee ohtell vat yew menchond burt it add bin clowzed darn four refreshmernts orr summert.

Jurst azz Oi werz deesiding wahrt two doo neckst ay lytterl gyrl pycked mee urp orff va flaw anne Oi enndid urp bean tayken two vee Millwallkey Fart Meeouzzeeum ware vey add ay farssinaytin exheebishimion orn "Corntemporarree Fartissts anne vee Marteereal Parst". Oi wores partiquelarly imperressed wiv BA Harringtorns innsstumulation orff dowery chessts vat prowbed verrie morrbyd secksooarl mettafours.

Va lytterl gyrlz phammilee ven bort mee bark two veyre highsse anne purt mee inn won orff vehm heeauge fark orff warshen marsheens vat vey arv eeyur, sow Oi cud bee nysse anne kleen two bee purt inn behd wiv va lytterl gyrl.

Lortz arv Larve,

Strypz